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The Pearl

A short story by John Steinbeck, in which contains so many innuendos, it can only be perceived that this was an acceptable thing at the time.

Replace puncture with dick: "Juana stopped sucking the puncture for a moment. The little hole was

slightly enlarged and its edges whitened from the sucking, but the red

swelling extended farther around it in a hard lymphatic mound." (Steinbeck 7, The Pearl)

by MemesNotMorons February 09, 2017

pearls

Jizz that is specifically either shot into the face or onto the body/back of a receiving female. If possible, one should try to adorn the female with a pearl necklace. Women love pearl necklaces.

I'm gonna give her the pearls!!

by Big J Triz June 18, 2011

pearling

Pearling is actually another term for subdermal implants in the genitals. Subdermals are usually made with silicone molds, but can also be made with other things. Subdermals are planted underneath the skin so that they create a raised design. People use pearling as a way to increase sexual pleasure by having rods and small beads implanted in either the labia or the foreskin on the penis. This practice was believed to be started by the Japanese.

Bob used pearling to please his wife more in bed.

by pishposhpotato June 07, 2012

pearls

Short for "Pearls of Wisdom"

Pay attention, I'm giving you "Pearls" here.

by TimSJ May 14, 2007

Pearl

Gay mom space rock, terrible at lying. She likes to watch you sleep sometimes, Food is disturbing.

"Pearl, what are you doing here?"

by Crystalclod January 31, 2020

Pearled

A Perfectly Rolled Blunt/Joint 🌬

Let Chris Roll Up He Pearled The Last Blunt

by TacoHennessy August 30, 2018

Pearled

Rolling a wood or blunt perfectly

“ Yo she pearled tf out of that wood!”

by Chrissynobrown November 15, 2018