Country Dictionary

To shove a penis in a vagina and then write in it with pen and continue to like it

Wow! That was some good Pen In

Bullpen session, mainly used by baseball players.

"Dude, wanna go out to the bar later?"
"Nah man, I got a pen and then have to ice"

a writing implement of awesomeness

"I found a pen."
"That is amazing."

A thing you can use to write things with. Alternate uses include kinky sex and TV repair tool.

"That's a pen"

Slang and shortform for Penitentiary. Often used in "gangster" terms.

You wanna go to the pen?!

Short for penetration

"Did he pen you?" - Art

Slang term for a near professional Magic: The Gathering player that spends a great amount of time honing a spore deck while neglecting others.

"I won again against Chad. He'd have a chance if he wasn't such a Penning."