A fork of Rural Dictionary
A pina colada is known as a cocktail, on the other hand if you have a VERY immature mind a pina colada is known as a penis!!
Darian: Do you like pina coladas?!?! Shannon: O yes, very creamy Darian: *laughs*
"oMg gUyS iT tAsTeS lIkE pInA cOlAdA" -@tiktok
this pina colada quote is from tiktok, you either get it or you don't
A drink you make for your girlfriend so that she can drink it while you bury your face between her legs.
Would you like a "Pina Colada" tonight? Or "Last night, Heath made me a Pina Colada." "Really?" "Yes, and he went down on me while I drank it..." "Wow!"
The semen and juices left on the dick, ass, and wherever from a polynesian piledriver
Nick: Man I fucked the hell out of that sluth earlier Brian: Did you give her the polnesian piledriver? Nick: Yeah she had pina colada running down her legs when I kicked her out!
Diahrea after a night of drinking.
Dude 1:Man, what a night huh? Dude 2:Yeah, what did you drink? Dude 1:I don't know but I ended up with a Pina Colostomy. Dude 2:Umbrella too? Dude 1:No good bro, no good.
A delicacy that is formed in the rectum. Drizzle coconut milk and cream of any consistency into the anus and slowly swish it around in there. Once blended rub a slice of pineapple all over the asshole to add a tanginess once you drink it. Then pour as much milk as you want into the butthole. Once completed get him/her to stand up and spread their cheeks apart. Place your lips on the asshole and drink up. Bottoms up amigos!
I had a "Tasmanian Pina Colada" last night.