Country Dictionary

To hit someone with a large object in an accidental manner.

Baseball player: "Have you heard about Randy McCormick?"
Coach: "The guy that got pineconed by a pitch?"
Baseball player: "Yeah. I wonder if he's out of the ICU."

A thing on a tree that sorta looks like a turd but can be useful in some occasions.

"Why did u look up pinecone biotch"

Somebody with the name chloe who insults your cooking.

You're such a pinecone my cooking is brilliant

When a guys penis smells like marajuana.

Say your kicked back, relaxing, having a good time. You light up a blunt and start smoking it and you share it with a girl. Then if the girl gets freaky and decides to blow you, your dick will end up smellin like weed. Weed-->tree= pine penis=cone hence...pinecone.

Kia Rio Ascended

Kia Rio stop sending tik toks to the groupchat you pinecone

Noun: Pinecone is of the holy trinity of omnipotent beings that rule the fabrics of every universe
Adj: To ascend into godlike power and stature through the process of collecting pinecones and offering them to the god known as spork.

Timmy: "My daughters of Pinecone, we are gathered here today to paint the local goat population orange in service to pinecone. May Pinecone watch over us"
Goerge: "yee lets gooo"

Rapper. Lover. Phenom. Hardest pinecone in the pine tree of rap.

Lil' Pinecone fucked my bitch.