A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A shit that only takes as long as an average piss
2. Diariah
Jerry in class: Hey man I'm going to the bathroom
**comes back to class**
Jim: wow that was quick!
Jerry: I just dropped a piss shit ;)
a phrase used when one is nervous and/or scared. usually used when you cant think of anything strong enough to express your nervousness
Fuck, I forgot to study for finals! Man, I'm pissing shit
A smell that resembles that of urine and feces mixed together.
"dude your room smells like piss-shit"
When you try to start a conversation with a girl and she makes it awkward or stops it. Kind of like a cockblock but in conversation form.
"Hey, what 's your favorite food?"
"Oh, I don't know"
"Stop Pissing on my shit!"
"Oh I got that guy's digits!"
"ohk??"
"Why do you always have to piss on my shit?"
A stupid punchline that requires no set up or. Mainly used for when you can't be funny in the moment a need that one friend to think you are funny.
Human : hey whats this new food that they are selling?
Funny guy : its Piss, shit and/or cum
Human : thats so funny and random!
Funny: bababooey
An expression, commonly used in a negative way in order to tell someone to go fuck off. It can also be used in a "you know what?" kind of manor, as an exclamation or frustration. It has the added benefit of insulting how the recipient spends his free time, and is synonymous with "you just sit on your ass all day"
Bill: "Hey, you wanna hang out today?"
Jon: "Nah I'd rather just stay home and watch a movie."
Bill: "Fine then, you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself all day."
Fred: "Hey, we're gonna play some basketball, wanna come?"
Joe: "I just had a really bad break up, I'd rather be alone."
Fred: "Well you can just sit at home, pissing and shitting yourself while we have fun ya douche."