Country Dictionary

A word that can be used in place of other words such as stupid, retarded, etc. Potato, or potatoes if the situation calls for it, can be used as an adjective to describe a person or an event/series of events.

"That was some potatoes right there"

"Last night was so full of potatoes"

"Are you with potatoes right now?"

The only edible plant that will grow during a mini-ice age. Means of surviving a inhospitable environment.

Man, his friends are cold; glad I brought a potato with me.
If it wasn't for my pug companion, I'd have to be my own potato.

When you believe in potatoes. There is a rule book

She believes in potatoism

The source of very crappy Youtube videos, AKA 240p

MAN 1: Hey I finished uploading my video on Youtube, check it out!
MAN 2: Whoa! I told you before not to record videos with a god damn potato!

The belief of self ruling and or being your own god

Man: are you Jewish?

Other man: no I'm potatoish and I believe in potatoism

What an insane person thinks their species is

Person 1-- I'M A POTATO!!!!!!
Person 2--(behind person 1's back) he is a total wacko

Why are you searching up potatoes on urban dictionary? Why am I writing this? What am I doing with my life?

POTATOES r cool