A fork of Rural Dictionary
taking a bag of chips and or snack'ems which consists mainly of crumbs, then proceeding to straighten the side of the bag into a chute-like trench in which serves to administer the crumbs into one's mouth and or container of choice.
also less commonly referred to as the crumb highway.
dude-bro 1: hey man that urban haystack / bikesploring session was really rad but i'm totally almost out of these chips and need some major grubbage.
dude-bro 2: dude, lemme catch your bag pour, hella gnar!
dude-bro 1: solidddddddddddddddddddddd!
Having passionate sex. The act of having heavy fast sex with a woman.
Eds working on the hot chick he just picked up and it won't belong before he'll pour the pork to her.
To begin a mano-e-mano conversation, a tete-a-tete, usually concerning one's recent experiences with the opposite sex over a cup of white, chocolate, or strawberry milk.
Jim: I heard you banged Trixy last night, tell me about it dude.
Frank: Shh, not here man, we'll pour the milk in a more private area.
When an alcoholic drink is poured very strong or too strong.
The bartender gave me the devil's pour when he made my rum and coke.
Judy had a long, shitty day and desperately needed a Fatty Pour of Cabernet.
When a guy is having sex and pulls out in the middle of ejaculating and leaves part of his load inside and part outside.
Guy: "Last night I was banging this chick and short-poured her"
Girl: "I have to go get the morning after pill because I got short-poured last night"
Guy: "See that beautiful woman over there? I'm going to short-pour her tonight"