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NNEW Prez

The breast hair from the Northeastern Yak.

Willow asked Xander to retrieve some NNEW Prez for her latest potion.

by Yak-Lover 69 May 03, 2003

prez dispenser

a person who hands out sums of money to people.

Man, did you see joe he was everybody's prez dispenser.

by element95 October 18, 2008

El Prez

The act of receiving oral sex from a woman in a public bathroom, following your own bowel movement.

Yo, Doug got an El Prez in the strip club from that dancer....

by DurtyDetoxx July 30, 2017

Prez

Some l337 homosexual tittie licker. This guy will fk just about anyone that walks his way (up) he's so l337. Don't mess w/ one of these bad dudes, unless you're the l337er-than-Prez, Koz. Oh yeah, someone who loves Faygo and junk food, along with SC.

'What up, Prez?' 'y0, bitch. B-)'

'Sup, Prez?' 'wut^, Koz teh l337?'

by Koz March 23, 2004

crystal future prez

The smortest person to ever live. She is da one that shall become the president and abolish spllpleing one day! EVERYONE VOTE FOR HER

Person: "OMG IS THAT CRYSTAL FUTURE PREZ"
Person B: "NO WAY I NEED HER AUTOGRAPH!!!"

by im da swagger of the swag January 21, 2022

Drop the Prez off at the Oval Office

Taking a dooky/poop/#2/ crapshit. A more updated version of "droppin the Cosby kids off at the pool"

Excuse me a minute, gotta go "drop the Prez off at the Oval Office"

by Texasgirl1 November 10, 2009

Prez fez

A ceremonial cap given to someone with a title of power.

He wore that Prez fez all the time at meetings.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019