A fork of Rural Dictionary
3+ Pakistani's wedged in any type of motor vehicle.
Sheena was stuck in a Pakistani taco.
pakistani girls are beautiful women with stunning, thick hair, filled in brows, beautiful lips and round or oval shaped faces that suit them perfectly!
A sexual act in which a man dips his cock in vinegar, straps a firecracker to said cock, lights the firecracker and vigorously shags his female companion until the firecracker explodes.
Roy was distraught when he found out his wife had been cheating on him, but instead of getting angry, he just gave her the Pakistani Pickle and ended both of their sex lives.
A Pakistani Wedding is where 6 men sit in a circle with their shoes off and jerk off the guy to the left sequentially.
Me and my buddies are thinking about getting together and having a Pakistani Wedding.
A very sick sex act that consists of a girl laying down on the floor, followed by a guy taking in a shit in her mouth. After hes done, he jumps on her stomach and the shit comes flying out of her mouth like a volcano
Jim- Dude, that girl i met at the bar last night wanted me to give her the Pakistani Volcano!
Tom- Grosssss!
The unleashing of the Pakistani Kraken, specifically upon a member of the female sex. While performing sexual intercourse "pakistani style," users may feel like playing cricket, playing fifa, yelling loudly, asking what a calzone is, or generally acting like a stereotypical pakistani-american. All members of society in the vicinity of anyone doing it pakistani style should exercise extreme caution, so they do not witness the awe-inspiring magnitude of the Pakistani Kraken.
Girl- Oh my you're so attractive you cute pakistani boy.
Pakistani-American Boy- *whips out Pakistani Kraken and has his way with her, pakistani style.*