A fork of Rural Dictionary
An enormously large butt plug, of such proportions as to be near impossible to insert.
That fucktard needs a Parisian Christmas Tree put in her ass.
You shit on a partner's face and smear it with your butt cheeks, all while speaking in French "ton visage est ma route" which translates to "your face is my road". Another way to say this is "smear the mud"
John to Eddy; "Janice and i got nasty after our date last Friday. She was feeling frisky and i was drunk as hell and had gooey poop so i figured i'd give her a Parisian Steamroller. She got so excited she screamed "Oui!" through the poop as it gargled into her mouth.
A women who is usually cancerous to all men. She says she looks ugly and says she has depression (most of the time) but really she doesn't and is trying to grow attention.
Look at that Jade Parisian, she is trying to get another boy again.
Two women who have had their heart badly broken by the same guy.
OMG we're Parisian sisters. How's your recovery going?
Let's go to the Parisian Boudoir to get some French beans.