A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best art history professor ever, mythological figure, attractive, graying hair, magnetic personality, chin in the shape of an ass, he is idolized by anna and memy, draws temples on his diary, explains reading from the book with elbows resting on the desk and in the middle of the lesson slams his hand on the desk and exclaims "basta è noioso!" He explains for 20 minutes and the rest of the hour he does nothing, laughs alone and you can make fun of him because he doesn't understand and laughs. The king of the universe,mayor of Siano (he is supposed to be so narcissistic as to call his main kingdom as himself),keeps locked up "the horse" "super t" and "mastronatale" and their shitty girls in his temple designed by himself and whips them,he has the power of teleportation,he also has a bus called "9 Siano" with destination Siano,his base,he's always everywhere,HE IS AND CAN EVERYTHING.
He is in the end the main subject of the absurd theories and mental films of her pupils Memy and Anna obsessed with hum.
X:"Pasquale Siano is the king of the universe,a hot greek god"
When you go to order from a new restaurant on Uber only to find out that you're ordering from the mechanical pizza rat and child casino, chuck e cheese under a ghost kitchen.
Man, I almost got pasquallied. I found a new restaurant only to look at the location and see it's Chuck e. Cheese.