A fork of Rural Dictionary
A girl that's hot but you can tell she's gotten around too much.
Guy 1: "What about this chick?" Guy 2: "Nah man she's a disease piñata if you tap that you don't know what surprises you'll get"
A pussy that is so beat and disgusting, it is like an abadoned piñata on the streets of Tijuana.
"Dude, Adam did you fuck Rachael last night?" "Yeah man, but it was so gross. She had a pussy piñata. She could probably fit my head in that thing. So i bailed and went home and jacked it. But that was even worse because when I felt like I was cumming I looked down and I had Dark Cum going all over my leather assless chaps. It was the worst night of my life."
a scrotum which hangs through a rip or tear in pants
Rich should buy some new sweat pants because we can see his Jewish piñata from here.
When an overweight girl with no self respect allows any man to beat her guts
Sarah is such a broken piñata she let the football squad dick her down
When a person has their mouth full and you unexpectedly slap them so hard that: - their mouth cracks open - the contents fly out
I was trying to feel her up in the bar, ended up with an angry piñata ! Don’t talk with your mouth full or I’ll give you an angry piñata!
A piñata filled with crickets that is slapped until bursting. Then all the crickets flow onto the burster.
It was going well until I hit the cricket piñata and had to take a shower
1: A person put in a ceiling harness and raped. 2: A violent sexual act that results in severe bleeding and discharge. Even consensual pinata sex may be felonious in most locations due to the graphic nature. Harnesses offer different angles of coitus and allow for lazy men to spin their partner while inserted.
Superfag turned the tax collector into a rape pinata using the handles of the attaché case to string him from the ceiling.