Country Dictionary

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Pitching

A technique of checking a girls ass out by dropping a simple item (i.e. a pencil, hat, gum wrapper, etc.) and having her to pick it up by bending over with her butt faced towards you. This trick is very hard to pull off because you have to be very convincing.

Boy sees the school slut (ahot girl) walk by, and drops pencil, close enough to her. Girl stops, bends over, and boy gets a good glimpse of her butt. Girl hands him pencil, and walks off suspecting nothing. Boy smiles to himself, a champion of pitching, looking for more bait.

by apeman09 September 15, 2009

pitch

1. to fling or toss 2. to tip over or fall

Last night when I was snowboarding I hit my front edge and it pitched me face first into the ice.

by HUTCH January 12, 2004

pitch

A combo of the word pig and bitch.sort of like fugly.invented in some college or another.

"Man,that teacher is a real pitch"

by blastedmonk January 13, 2006

pitched

The stage in between being buzzed and being stone sober.

Urban dictionary REQUIRES you to have a sentence that says stuff about your word. I am too pitched to compose a ledgable arguement, though not too pitched to drive. It is early, therefore I am currently pitched as I write this urbandictionary entry. I was drunk two hours ago, but now I'm just pitched.

by Irapkp August 26, 2006

PITCH

An acronym of 'Pain In The Crack Hole'. (deeper and dirtier than a Pain In The Arse) Invented in 2009 by...me ! Funnily enough. :)

"Man, that's a real pitch - I feel sorry for ya."

by THE_FORCE March 10, 2010

pitch

This millenium's alternative to the word cool.

Four pack of Fosters for £3? Thats well pitch!

by M'n'W June 10, 2007

Fart Pitch

The Fart Pitch will tell you if you need to be concerned about stool fragments in your unmentionables. The higher the pitch, the drier you should be. If you hear a low pitch, you are in the danger zone.

Ex. 1 - "Excuse me, Sir! I heard your low Fart Pitch just then, and you need to check your pants immediately!" Ex. 2 - "Hey lady! That Fart Pitch was high and elegant, I wish more people did it like you. No check needed!" Lady: "Girls never fart!" "Oh, right"

by lasersheep December 30, 2013