A fork of Rural Dictionary
The longest word in the English language
“Bob got Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis after working in a mine for 10 years”
A condition meeting the word's definition is normally called silicosis.
Teacher: Who here knows the longest English word in English?
James (Nerd): I DO, CAN I WRITE IT ON THE BOARD?
Teacher: Yes of course James.
*Writes Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Class: (What a nerd)
James: OKE I'M DONE
Teacher: Looks about right...
I have 40 hours to live because of my pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
a dumb word given to a disease caused from inflamation of the lungs due to inhaling volcano dust.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is a dumb disease.
It is a lung disease having to do with silica in your lungs, But If put into lamens terms it means, you die soon
Guy 1: tat party last night was banging
guy 2: yeah but i feel like im gunna Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
An inflammation of the lungs caused by microscopic grains of certain types of rock.
*NOTE* This word was actually coined in a deliberate attempt to be the longest word in the english language, although you would be hard-pressed to find it in the language dictionary as it is a medical/scientific term.
"Dude, now that I've learned how to spell antidisestablishmentarianism, what am I going to do to make people think I'm smart?"
"Quiet man, I'm trying to name this condition we discovered today. Its an inflammation of the lungs caused by microscopic grains of certain types of rock."
"Hey, I smell opportunity! How long could we make this word?"
"Pretty long...I suppose we could stretch it to pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"
The wifi password
A: What's the wifi password?
B: It's on the back of the router.
The router: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis