A fork of Rural Dictionary
A tampon is a mass of cotton or rayon; or a mixture of the two inserted into a body cavity or wound to absorb bodily fluid. The most common type in daily use (and the topic of the remainder of this article) designed to be inserted into the vagina during menstruation to absorb the flow of menstrual fluid.
Man she must be riding the Cotton Pontoon cause she is Bitchy!!
A fat obese chick resembling a large animal.
Holy poop that bitch is a pontoon animal
Similar to Motor Boating, but accomplished by placing your face in the other persons' ass cheeks instead of their breasts.
My mouth tastes like shit today because I was up all night pontoon boating this girl I met at Starbucks.
The state of complete and utter confusion, so audacious and bombastic that it is simply its own state of being entirely; the ship of sense has sailed, so-to-speak.
"He just handed me a duffel bag of cash and fled the state, I was completely pontooned"
"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"