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pooner

n. Someone who is better than others at some sort of activity.

Man that guy is a pooner, he destroyed their whole team!

by JESUS April 15, 2005

pooner

to be a huge wuss or pussy; to cry about something when you don't like it

Colin Miller is a huge pooner!

by Ryan Reeves July 09, 2003

pooners

The term used to descibe guys who see escorts regularly...as a hobby.
www.pooners.ca
(ie poontang)

Pooners being used in a sentence.

by yoyodude May 17, 2008

pooner

X Sharp Shoot is the definition of pooner

x sharp shoot is a pooner...

by anonymous December 05, 2004

pooner

Champlain secondairy catholic high school's hockey team.

The pooners won gold this year at franco (timmins ontario).

by kyle and eric March 29, 2004

pooner

x sharp shoot is the definition of pooner

x sharp shoot is a pooner

by anonymous December 05, 2004

pooner

Pertaining to greek mythology god "Poo-na-Ner", god of the weak, helpless, and worthless. "Pooner" means that you are a complete wussy, afraid to do something, or are a complete ass-hole. Aslo known as "P to the Uner" and "Ponnie-Ponnie".

Man, Steve cheats on his girlfriend all the time, he's a POONER
or
You're not going to go with us? Capitol "P" to the "U-ner"!
or
Kenny, you are a big, fat Pooner!

by Samuel Festian June 28, 2006