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porcupine

when haing sex on the beach with a condom on; remove your penis, stick it in the sand and reinsert it into the box.repeat until she bleeds

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

Porcupine Tree

A band capable of making no bad music, even if they were rotting corpses that couldn't move, the sound of bugs eating their entrails would still be pure musical genius, because their spirits would will the insects to create harmonies and rhythms. Sarcasm is ineffective when describing this band. All bad things said are wrong. Your argument is invalid.

Porcupine Tree is an awesome band. There is no other opinion. Opinions can be wrong.

by Foofy! May 09, 2011

Porcupine Tree

see greatest band ever

Porcupine Tree is the greatest band ever

by el_Sethro August 21, 2005

Rabbit Porcupine

Said when a stupid person is acting up, will confuse them and make them feel offended in a very weird but cleverly combined way. This term evolves from the TV show psych.

Ivory:OMNOMNOM Claudio: Ivory Quit being such a rabbit porcupine! Ivory: haha WHAAAT!!! im so confused. ..

by Claudiolic June 24, 2011

porcupine man

Sonic's newer and shittier design, as opposed to those used in the original, which was more cartoony, and did not look like the bastard child of a porcupine and a man

Sonic started sucking after the Sega Genesis, when he was replaced by Porcupine Man

by flooberscoober August 23, 2010

Sweaty porcupine

Perspiring rodent like your mom

Huns are sweaty porcupines.

by LolaJordan December 23, 2019

Brazilian porcupine

a sex move involving at least ten people where the men link arms and make a circle facing out while the women fuck them.

Anton: What's going on in the kitchen? Ella: There's a bunch of people doing a Brazilian porcupine.

by muchomasturbation March 14, 2016