A fork of Rural Dictionary
when someone lays down and then another person shits in their mouth and they close their mouth to bake it like a pot pie.
"I was so drunk last night in uptown that I let someone give me an uptown pot pie and I had to brush my teeth 5 times in the morning!"
When you shit in ur hand and then proceed to clap, spewing shit everywhere.
I cooked up a Kentucky Pot Pie for those fuckin' kids outside.
When two men or women has diarrhea into a pan, while the other man/woman pisses into it at the same time, and then mixing it together into an unholy brew of shit and piss, and then bakes it in the oven.
Kim and I did an Ohio Pot Pie, fed the whole family.
When you give oral pleasure to a woman with a severe yeast infection.
Dude, my girl was feeling sick last night, and I delivered a little chicken pot pie to make her feel better. Now I feel sick.
A practical joke where one put a large quantity of period blood and feces in a pie pan and smashes it into an unsuspecting victims face.
I am going to Zombie Pot Pie that guy so hard.
Duty Pot Pie is when you fill a girls cooter pot with corn rich poo, cover with a single sheet of TP, close, allow to moisten till maximum temperature, then serve on a large plastic sheet. QUICK TIPS: allow longer cook time for higher elevations, and less cook time for a feverish girl.
Maureen cooked up a piping hot duty pot pie for Louis to enjoy.
when you eat while engaging in intercourse
i love to have chicken pot pie for dinner