A fork of Rural Dictionary
A potate is very similar to a potato or a potat, A potate is a very rare species. You can find a potate at your local minecraft server if you're lucky. If you are really eager to get a sighting of a potate, head to some danti aminos. Now how do you tell a potate from a potato or a potat? Well a potate is a kind of potato that ships danti.
Omg! A potato! Nope.. it's just a potate..
(v.): to render one unable to process any more information than can a regular potato (like the ones that used to grow in Ireland)
"Dude my friend got straight up potated last night, he had to become horizontal."
Another way of saying "awesomely loaded potatoes!"
"I love me some mashed potaters!"