Country Dictionary

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Prickly pear

3 days after a chick had shaved her fun zone.

Wow that was harsh, you should have felt how rough her prickly pear was.

by Packster January 16, 2010

prickly pair

phenomenon caused by the re-growth of hair after shaving the scrotum, in which the testicles become pair of prickly irritants to their sensitive neighbors

The worst part of recovering from a vasectomy is actually the prickly pair.

by TripleGrande May 19, 2009

cold prickly

a note that makes one sad, depressed, and causes one to go down a notch on the self-esteem ladder of life.

Alyssa - i think you SUCK and that you smell and have body odor and that above all, you are a LIGUBE.

by KAZ January 01, 2005

prickly pickle

where a man infiltrates a woman unannounced in the back door with a sandy penis after a day on the beach.

Beatrice thought my water sports where fun so with a sandy cock i thought a prickly pickle was my chance to romance her.

by samwell07 August 18, 2008

Prickly hoe

When someone usually a guy is being a total douche so they are being a prick and a hoe

Gary left me on read.. he’s being a prickly hoe

by Hoe scales February 17, 2018

prickly porcupine

A prickly porcupine is when a man shaves his beard and a woman shaves her vagina. They wait until they both have stubble before the man goes down on the woman and just rubs his face against her until a burning sensation happens.

Rob gave me the prickly porcupine and it was splendid and horrible at the same time!

by AmnestyBadger69 December 23, 2015

Prickly Pears

Basically a dude's scrotum in the open, cold air. The pubic hairs standing up resemble "pricks" on two pears.

(Two dudes in the shower) Guy 1: Man the water's cold! Guy 2: Yeah dude, I got prickly pears!

by AzN_Red August 18, 2016