A fork of Rural Dictionary
A theory that is testable and/or observable, and the conclusion to the results and/or observations must follow the rules of logic.
Scientific theory is now corrupted, proven-theory has clear rules that must be followed.
An involuntary bowel movement upon hearing the value of an antiquity.
Charlotte was on Antiques Roadshow with that ugly painting she had hanging behind the chiffonier in her boudoir. When she found out it was worth $69,0000 she lost control and beefed a Provenance Pickle into her bloomers.