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Pulp

The action of grabbing a meat tenderizer and repeatably beating your penis with it until your penis is left malformed, bloody, or beaten to a pulp.

I would rather pulp my self than hear you speak

by Grubby fingernails October 26, 2018

pulping

a beating

The bullies gave John quite a pulping yesterday because he refused to give them his lunch money.

by Joe Nobody March 16, 2004

pulp

Semen, baby batter, cum.

I shot my pulp all over her face.

by jiminy cricket October 11, 2004

pulp

its slang for heroin

He's addicted to pulp

by meeter June 13, 2006

Pulp Ball

The Ball of Pulp at the bottom of a high pulp orange juice carton. The exprience can go one of two ways.

Great Pulp Ball expirience- "YES!!!! I just got the Pulp Ball! I'm probably getting laid tonight!" Horrible Pulp Ball expirience- "EWWWW!!!! I just got the pulp ball :(, I think I'll be sick."

by BobMorgan5 April 17, 2010

pulp fiction

1. pulp - a publication, such as a magazine or book, containing lurid subject matter. 2. fiction - a literary work whose content is produced by the imagination and is not necessarily based on fact. Movie containing lots of killing, cussing, drug use, and Samuel L. Jackson as a bad ass mother fucker.

Is there a sign outside my house that says DEAD NIGGER STORAGE?

by Robyn July 28, 2003

pulp fiction

The best movie ever. Period.

Don't shoot the dudes in your back seat

by fudrudler June 15, 2004