Country Dictionary

When snow/rain soaks the bottom of your pants and starts rising up your leg soaking in the water.

I wear shorts in the winter because my pants are always q-tipping.

Laying on your back, thinking about your co-workers and accidentally cumming in your own ear.

I was jerking off and Q-Tipped my own ear!

This is the act of a man engaging, vaginally, in sexual intercourse with a women while she is menstruating and still wearing a tampon. The erect penis pushes the tampon further up the vaginal canal resembling a Q tip.

I totally Q tipped that girl last night. (verb) I was so drunk I gave my girlfriend a Q tip. (noun)

Sticking your wang in somebody's ear. It's a very good threat for situations where you're very upset over something that doesn't really matter (sports, driving). Using this one will help calm you down because you can't help but laugh to think about it. It's somewhat of a put-down to yourself to say it, but just think how surprised people will be to see that your penis is actually much too large to enter anyone's ear!

"She's not gonna be laughing tonight when I'm Q-tipping her!"

A elderly person operating a motor vehicle.

The Q-tip in front of me was going 25 in a 45 mile an hour zone.

abbreviation for "quit taking it personal(ly)"

"He's an alky, so he drinks. Q-tip."

When you are having sex, you defecate in your partner's ear and then wipe the poop out with your penis.

Hey Carlos, I just q-tipped your mom last night.