A fork of Rural Dictionary
sexy beast who is king of the chickens and has an high IQ of 4 to comprehend to watch Rick and Morty.
This guy is the sexiest motherfucker that has ever existed.
He will impregnate every female within 10 miles of him by just existing.
His cock is said to have been as big as an elephants trunk .
The amount of cum he releases wears off on peoples faces ,it is said to have been the reason why so many people are white.
If you ever meet someone name Roy , hide ur wives ,hide ur sisters and hide ur children ,because when he gets horny the world will be flooded with cum.
Legend has it sunglasses where invented because people kept having orgasms when they look at his face .
He once had sex for 30 years straight without busting a nut ,the woman he was having sex with died of starvation but after he finished in her mouth ,when came back to life
He once found an abandoned child on the street , so he raised that child and trained him very hard and now that child is called Johnny sins.
If a couple wants to name their son Roy
they have to make a direct request to the leader of the Roy foundation
Roy is Sus
(noun) the act of saying something inappropriate at an inappropriate time.
oh FUCK i think i just pulled a roy
(Rahw-ee) The epitome of sexual godliness.
Confident and gay in character(often confused with homosexual) while sumptuous & alluring in appearance.
Forgetful and dense due to large penis size, renowned for making female panties saturated.
Origin:1475-85; derived from roygbiv due to many colours of lipstick present on this species penis
Expression: idiotic,forgetful(derogatory) "What a Roy..."
Expression: sexual superiority (praise)
"What a Roy..."