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retart

v
1. Microwaving an already toastered pastry, such as a Toaster Strudel or Pop Tart.
n
1. Someone who has had sex so many times, they have transcended "tart".
2. Any object that has been retarted.

My toaster sucks, Imma have to retart this biYATCH.

Your mom is such a retart.

I'm gonna eat this retart, and like it too!

by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004

Retarted

The wrong spelling of the word Retard. Ironically, calling someone a retard and misspelling the word, actually makes the accuser a retard. Retarted is not a word, Retard is. Don't make yourself look retarded, by misspelling the word retard.

Commonly used by dumb ass YouTube commenter's, and dumb whores on facebook.

Jon: Tim, you're so retarted.
Tim:Well Jon, I'm not the retard who misspelled the word retarded.

Jon:.... well played.

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI June 07, 2010

Retarted

The incorrect spelling of the word 'retarded'.

It is a well known fact that people that say retarded, are in-fact, a retard themselves.

Dude, that is so retarted!

by Dave Retardingsworth July 11, 2008

retarted

when you just made a tart, then you make another tart, you retarted.

Lil' Jeffy-"momma, you made 2 tarts, so right now, YOU RETARTED!"

by Nastina September 02, 2005

retart

retart means tartful reta

coined by gogoanime retarts

¨tart¨ - satan
¨retarts¨ - a retart

by An Egoist January 03, 2021

retart

used for a person that is incapable of spelling "retard"

Your a retard. I mean, how could you not spell retard right?! Retart?! COME ON.

by SmartPersonThatCanSpellRetard February 21, 2010

retart

How retards spell retard.

What was intended: You are such a retard!
What came out: u r such a retart!

by Mr.Retardo May 14, 2011