A fork of Rural Dictionary
What you use to obtain free merchandise.
Shaun, look at the free chairs we just got from using our reward points. It is a good thing they didn't cost us anything.
a fictional object, generally used to suggest that someone is sucking up in search of some kind of material gain or reward. best said in a sarcastic tone to show that you are unimpressed with the persons actions.
phrase used when a person comes across something that it sweet
"leigh, i cant go to sjv fest with you this friday" "its ok, im going on saturday too" "SWEET REWARDS"
The bounty your horny girlfriend recieves at the end of the night.
She just couldn't wait for that pork sword reward last night...
Points earned by doing seemingly voluntary acts, while actually counting on the accumulation of goodwill that will lead to a booty call.
Wow, I spent the whole afternoon detailing my wife's car, hanging shelves and taking her shoe shopping. I sure hope I earned enough booty reward points to get some tonight!
yet another meaningless rewards card that is forced upon unsuspecting hallmark customers when they attempt to purchase anything at a hallmark store.
clerk: "find everything you were looking for?" customer: "yes, thank you." clerk: "do you have your crown rewards card?" customer: "no, i-" clerk: "you need one. for real. fill this out. it'll change your life." customer: "but i-" clerk: "DO IT NOW!!" customer: *obeys*
Due compensation for my property in accordance with my 5th amendment right.
Hym "I am not going to let you control my behavior. No reward would be worth allowing it. If I am not given due compensation for my property in accordance with my 5th amendment rights I will violate the rights of a person of my choosing as recompense. Fuck your kids. Your kids are still shit. You are actively trying to sacrifice someone else's kids so you can feel like you have control over the people who would harm them and in the mean time your kids are still getting fucked and mangled. So, what did I hear about a shooting where the guy wanted child executions for all of the deaths in Palestine? So, do yourself a favor. Give me my money. Save yourself the embarrassment of the largest media scandal in the history of media... And then do everyone else a favor... Go home... Put a bullet in you kids... And then feed yourself a bullet... Everybody wins."