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A figurative reference towards the depressed mood one is in, due to the alienation of his/her peers.

All of my friends stopped talking to me. I've been riding the Gus bus all week.

Another way of saying someone is gay.

Oh man that fucking queer Joe must be riding the other bus huh?

an expression to describe the act of defecating. similar to "dropping the cosby kids at the pool"

Bill "What's the rush??"
Dave "I gotta ride the stool bus"
Bill "Don't forget to drop the cosby kids off on your way"
Dave "Planned on it"

Acting so stupid you are sent to Narnia Short Bus Style.

Robert : Dude I'm gonna go poke that bear.
(Bear Mauls Robert)
meanwhile at the Hospital
Axel : You were Riding the Short Bus to Narnia weren't you Robert.
Robert : *sighs* yeah

Being Homeschooled

Where did you go to Highschool?
Oh I was homeschooled... I ride the short bus both ways.

Getting high to the point of feeling like you are on a bus bouncing up and down

"Hey,Jerry lets go ride the magic school bus til we puke"

A sarcastic phrase used to describe a persons mental awareness or personality traits.

Tim rides the little yellow bus! Another example.
Oh my God, Tim is so cool, he rides the little yellow bus.