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ROFLMAO

ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

Person 1: hay man yesterday i saw a giant dinosaur kissing the statue of liberty

person 1:ROFLMAO

by crissilluminatilord March 18, 2013

roflmao zedong

The expression roflmao with zedong added because it sounds like Mao Zedong.

- Dude! I just told a joke!
- roflmao zedong!

by BBQPIZZA June 10, 2008

Roflmao sandwich

A Roflmao Sandwich is where u roll on the floor laghing (roflmao) soo much that u are sick and then u swallow your sick (sandwich)

*ROFLMAO* *BLERRRRR* (puke) * OM NOM NOM* (swallowing puke) = a roflmao sandwich

by JTPARRETT February 09, 2010

Chairman RoflMao

Another variation of the "rofl" (Roll On Floor Laughing) phrases. This one is derived from Chairman Mao, the deceased leader of the CCP. Used to describe something/someone/an action/event that is hilarious, and possibly Communist in nature. The term itself also contains the acronym for "roll on floor laughing my ass off," a phrase heard in online games and in instant messaging conversations.

You're thinking about joining a commune? That's Chairman RoflMao!

by Ross Sargent June 03, 2006

ROFLMAO PMPAL

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off - Pissed (or Pissing) My Pants A Little

"That text was so funny - ROFLMAO PMPAL"

by TommyGunz519 September 13, 2011

ROFLmao zedong

to roll on the floor laughing to such an extreme, that afterwards you become a dick
a lot like mao zedong
for other play on lol words look up lolrus, roflcopter, or lollercoaster

dude: 'i'm sorry i roflmao zedong'd yesterday, that cat was just so funny. we cool?'

other dude: 'yeah, thanks for apologizing'

by children to the playground December 26, 2007

roflmao and salad sandwich

a well rounded serving of laughter

"wow that part time pirate just slipped on a banana peel into a pool of bad-tempered mutated sea bass equipped with lazers"

"lol! omg! roflmao and salad sandwich!!!1!11"

by rocktard November 16, 2006