Country Dictionary

1) A mischevious creature that feeds off aquatic life.

2) A small helpless moster that lives in marine and other moist environments.

Damn my ass won't stop itching, I think I'm getting the-ron.

abbreviation for heroin.

Heroin is often pronounced "heron" or "hairon" by those in the city so "ron" became used as an abbreviation of that mispronunciation.

I'm really fiendin' for some ron. Call up dudeman for a couple bags.

I emptied out my bank account 3 times because of ron. It's time to go cold turkey and kick this shitty habit.

Random Orgasmic Noise, made my one of a happy mood. Made usually after hearing some good news, a "ron" traditionally depicts the more feminine orgasm. for a further explanation, see the example.

person 1:"guess what? school gets out in one day!"
person 2:"ohhhhhhhh(orgasm noise)"
person 1:"dude that was a total RON"

verb
1)to jump in and take over a task that someone else is doing, without being asked.
2)to ineptly procreate with your wife, leaving her totally unsatisfied.

"quit ronning me, go find your own job"
"hey honey, in this position we can both watch the game"

Massaging your own prostrate while in a tanning bed

The Ron Ron always burns my starfish

Ron-AKA lil steroid ocky sexy ass nigga with and enlarged oversized cock.(RON)

Fuck you I should’ve fucked Ron

Is a person that is all knowing. He will usually have an answer for everything. If he is wrong he won't admit it. He usually works 20 hrs each day and will tell you every time. He will also tell you a lot of background information on everything that he is going to do.

Fuck the new guy is such a "Ron" he thinks he knows everything