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rubber ducky

replace ''rubber ducky'' with name of your choice, and its a sex song Rubber Ducky Your the one You make bath time Lots of fun! Rubber Ducky I'm awfully fond of you! Rubber Ducky Joy of joy When i squeeze you you make noise That your mine Rubber Ducky Your my very best friend Its true Every Day When I make my way to the tubby I find a little fella whos Cute and yella And chubby Rubba dub dubby! Rubber Ducky Your so fine And im lucky that your mine Rubber ducky im awfully fond of you Every Day When I make my way to the tubby I find a little fella whos Cute and yella And chubby Rubba dub dubby! Rubber ducky your so fine And im lucky that your mine Rubber ducky im awfully fond of Rubber ducky im awfully foooond Of you!

Orlando Bloom* Your the one You make bath time Lots of fun! Orlando Bloom I'm awfully fond of you! Orlando Bloom Joy of joy When i squeeze you you make noise That your mine Orlando Bloom Your my very best friend Its true Every Day When I make my way to the tubby I find a little fella whos Cute and yella And chubby Rubba dub dubby! Orlando Bloom Your so fine And im lucky that your mine Orlando Bloom im awfully fond of you Every Day When I make my way to the tubby I find a little fella whos Cute and yella And chubby Rubba dub dubby! Orlando Bloom your so fine And im lucky that your mine Orlando Bloom im awfully fond of Orlando Bloom im awfully foooond Of you! *Orlando Bloom replaced the name ''rubber ducky ''

by taylor cullen March 27, 2009

rubber ducky

When you lovingly slingshot a used condom at your woman like a rubber band and she gets out of the way just in time. Can also be used to describe a close call situation.

Situation 1: "She said she gave me the drip." "Seriously dude? Did you get checked out?" "Yeah, doctor said I was clean." "Dang dude, talk about a rubber ducky." Situation 2: "Dude, you almost hit that car!" "Yeah dude, it was definitely a rubber ducky."

by T Flow January 17, 2007

rubber ducky

when a guy and a girl squeeze in between the mattresses and get stuck with dick up the backdoor. it gives the girl a sensation of push.

Guy: come on get down. Girl: wait (but the guy goes in), AWWWWW rubber duCKYYYY.

by Dick Mccock January 03, 2015

rubber ducky

when two are having sex, one shits under water and the poo floats to the top like a submerged rubber duck toy.

Me and sharron were so getting it on in the tub when i made a rubber ducky.

by matt donaghue June 04, 2008

RUBBER DUCKY

WHEN A GUY PUTS ON A YELLOW CONDOM AND SHOVES IT IN HER ASS THEN SAYS "HERE BITCH WHERE THIS BEAK"

Dude I did the Rubber Ducky with ol' girl last night.

by Kyle and Glenn January 20, 2009

Decoy Rubber Ducky

The ultimate of the decoy’s. Not quite immoral in looks, however possibly in age, but this factor is eliminated by their looks. A female between the grades of 8-10. Prime age is 13 or 14.

Emma is Decoy Rubber Ducky, she has the ultimate package, and she is only 13!”

by Duck Hunter Society of Ayr October 11, 2007

Bobbing for rubber duckies

a fun game played in the bathtub in which a woman playfully tries to grab the man's scroat as he bobs it up and down in the water like a rubber ducky.

Sally likes bobbing for rubber duckies when she's taking a bath with her boyfriend. Bloop bloop!

by sweetpea82 July 31, 2009