A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ammount of crud, largely fat based skin residue appearing on computer components, such as a keyboard or mice.
take a look at your keyboard of mice, and see the grey-brown-blacksich dirt on it, that is hand salsa.
The bringer of the burning pain in in your behind, after eating spicy food.
Also called afteburner.
"Oh man. Did I get a visit from Senor Salsa in the morning"
the act of consuming tortilla crisps and a spicy mixed dip of onions, tomatoes and other spices.
I just want to sit at home and chips and salsa.
Term coined by Randal in the movie Clerks. A salsa shark is created when one swims a tortilla chip point up in some salsa.
"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark."
The prolonged (and rather smelly discharge) left behind after a fierce night of anal sex. Can be mixed in conjunction with a Chicago Martini to make quite the punch for your special get-togethers.
Man...we have to stop doing it so hard..I don't have enough tortilla chips for my rectal salsa.
Lulu kept asking Jack for chips and salsa, and he gave it to her.
Refers to the chunky multi-colored, but mostly red, mucus that comes after a nose bleed.
I swear to god Frank, if you flick that nose salsa at me, I will shit on your desk.