A fork of Rural Dictionary
A name you call someone who is completely incompetent and ridiculous, and idiotic. You are in essence calling someone a mammogram, which is also ridiculous. This is a term that can be used very often, in many situations.
In addition to being an insult, it can also be used as a friendly greeting among buddies or co-workers.
This term will give your friends a good laugh if used with sincerity, as in the examples below.
Tit-scan may also be modified to:
tit-scanner (noun)
tit-scanned (past tense verb)
tit-scanning (being verb)
"Shut up you lil' tit-scan!!!"
"You are such a lil' tit-scan!"
"Hey tit-scan! Let's go to lunch and hold hands."
"Yeah, I dumped him, he was such a tit-scan."
"You tit-scanning butt-face! Get out of here!"
"Your Uncle Roy's new wife is such a tit-scanner. Get her outa the family tree quick."
"Stop tit-scanning and get your head back in the game."
"She totally tit-scanned you my friend."
looking around for black people before you say something racist about them
"dude perform an afri-scan before you say that"
"shit, bogey at 12 o clock"
used to be a good music/remix but as soon as someone leaked the .veg it got ruined by 5 year olds with their trial versions of Vegas Pro and using klasky csupo samples with a billion effects slapped on to it
random 5 year old kid: hEy mOm I make shuric scan klasky csupo!1!1!
mom: you're adopted
some idiot shared a .veg link and now 5 year old kids names “shuric scan master klasky cspou” use their pirated version of vegas pro 16 to make these trashy hells that shouldnt exist on youtube
john : hey wanna see my shuric scan veg
jessica : shut up were breaking up kid
Hand gesture in which you hold your fingers apart, extend your arm out with your hand facing downwards. A way of greeting someone or showing enthusiasm towards a subject. Used throughout the agricultural sector.
If your freind walked into the pub you may carry out this gesture and say "throwing the scan".
Any lowly employee in a retail big box store. Commonly seen wearing colored polo shirts with name tags and khaki pants, carrying some sort of portable barcode scanning apparatus, such as a scan gun. Usual habitats include, but are not limited to: Walmart, Target, Best Buy, Old Navy, Shoe Carnival, and at one time, Blockbuster Video. The Scan Monkey is well-known for its constant screeches of sarcasm and passive-aggressive tendencies, particularly towards figures of authority and their customers.
Approach one at your own risk, preferably while baring gifts of candy... or caffeine.
Jimmy: Let's see, I'm 30 now and I've worked at Walmart, Blockbuster, Hot Topic, Krogers, Best Buy, Sears, and now I'm doing a nickel as an Assistant Guest Services Specialist over at Rent-A-Center.
Kevin: So in other words, you've been nothing but a professional Scan Monkey your whole adult life?? *snort*
Jimmy: Eat my arse, BUTT MUNCH!!