Country Dictionary

An idiot or someone goofy/stupid.

William: 2 + 2 is 5 minus 1 thats 7 quick maths
Bryan: The answer is 3 you shmuck

A Shmuck is a very undesirable person that you cared for and they have no idea they are a shmuck. They can also be called dip-shit, bozo.

From BxRich on YouTube.

BxRich would call CoastSideZack a SHMUCK for how Zack drives in DOJ.

another way of saying a male's genitilia i.e. a dick

paul is such a shmuck!

A penis rarely larger than most.

as told to me by a 90 year old jew: DIRTY PENIS

Girl I wouldn't touch his dick with a ten foot pole and dishwashin gloves-thats one skanky shmuck.

a very large infected penis

I would'nt suck that shmuck

In the language of totally random people, shmuck is a happy term for an uber happy psychotic cool person and is not related AT ALL to any part of the penis in this random language. =
Often used with their nationality as an adjective

Person1: Hey my Dutch shmuck
Person2: Hello my little Irish shmuck!!