A fork of Rural Dictionary
(adj)
lacking motivation to consistently maintain the level of personal hygiene and/or considerate shaving habits generally considered appropriate in a committed relationship.
Spinster Aunt: I don't understand how you're not taken yet. You're so beautiful/handsome/talented/kind/(insert positive adjective here)!
Me: Being single is just less work...
A choice of lifestyle commonly used as an exuse by a female in order to be free to play with other cocks and not feel guilty about it.
Guy to girl: "Why can't we keep going out? Things were great between us!"
Girl to guy: "I just want to be single for a while to see what it's like."
Me...
"I'm single! A single Pringle! I'm proud of it. I don't need anyone! Hah!" (goes to cry)
In Dublin, Ireland "A Single" means 1 bag of chips, or thick-cut french fries.
Hey Niamh, can you run down to da shop and pick us up a single. Thanks love!