Country Dictionary

Verb: To inhale accidentally through your nose while wearing a snorkeling mask.

He snorked three times and nearly drowned before he figured out how to breathe properly through the mouth piece.

The combination of a snort and a smirk that occurs after reading a semi funny text to which you misleadingly replied "laughing out loud(lol)"

Thomas thinks that his texts make me laugh out loud but really his jokes just make me half heartedly snork.

An ignorant scrub who thinks he's top notch or he's acting like a sped, also meaning a guy or girl who plays with themselves

"Stop being a snork Zach!"

Voluminous foreskin

I loved pulling on his snork.

To suck breath out of one's partner's lungs whilst kissing, usually resulting in them making loud involuntary animal noises. An amazingly fun pastime.

Then Francesco snorked Cindy, drawing out an elephant-like scream from her throat. Afterward neither could breathe for the giggles.

Verb: To sniff the bicycle seat of a young female.

Billy, that nasty mother fucker, he loves a good snork!

The art of Funneling (See Funneling) a tasty beverage, must be alcoholic, through a snorkel. Giggity!

I am going to be "Snorking" on a catamaran in Cuba, consuming "free" alcoholic beverages.