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Red Spar

A Red Spar is a piece of sex equipment used by the Washington Redskins. Some may call it 'just a dildo' but the Redskins have an exclusive rights deal with the maker of 'The Red Spar'.

Jay Gruden caught Robert Griffin III using a Red Spar at halftime and scolded him for not waiting until after the game.

by Penguin Farmer April 22, 2015

Schizo Sparring

Fighting your own imaginations. Just like shadow boxing but a little more lifelike.

Me and the gang(Imagination) were out doing some light schizo sparring before the workout.

by November 21, 2023