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Watching Steven Segal

"Watching Steven Segal" is the act of making and eating hamburgers using the raw hamburger meat and cum left over after a man fills a quart milk carton full of luke-warm raw hamburger meat and makes sweet love to it.

When Christopher said he was "Watching Steven Segal" we all knew what kind of extra protein was in that meal.

by incwad August 11, 2007

lenore segal

An annoying young girl who seeks attention. Commonly known for the movie "Hello again" being the main protagonist.

A character who helps partners cheat on their lovers

You've done a lenore segal!

by Ohheylenore May 11, 2017

Steven Segal

The most underrated comedian of his generation.

Steven Segal- Get your ugly, toothless white ass out of here.
White guy- I never looked at it that way before but now that I heard it from Steven Segal, it makes sense, he's right, I am an ugly, toothless white loser.

by The Original Agahnim October 13, 2021

Segal Theory

Obama=Osama=911

Segal theory has to do with 911 and who is really behind it

by ripnipsey April 08, 2019

spiritual steven segal

ADV. Lyrical, spiritual, bring the dalai lama in
I'm not the spiritual Steven Segal
Brings the drama like a suicide bomber

I'm not a spiritual Steven Segal, back me up against the wall, I'm not the lyrical, spiritual Dalai Lama.

by Lyrical Spiritual nigga February 11, 2017

teresa segal

the product when joshua allan segal met teresa perla alinan. they are known to be similar to peas in a pod.

joshua segal loves his wife, teresa segal.

by peas July 01, 2006

segals law

Segal's law is an adage that states: A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.

fidel castro segals law

by zkrcast December 25, 2023