A fork of Rural Dictionary
a shark's brain looks like a vagina hence, a girl's monthly period is called Shark WEEK
Shark week this week. Crap :(
If you have a girl who gives blowjobs with a lot of teeth involved, it's that time of the month where blowjobs are all you get because she's on her period.
"Johnny said he's been chewed to pieces by Sally - I guess it must be Shark Week again"
A time to have a fine monthly wine with your tuna, salmon, roast beef, egg plant, pumpkin pie, squash, (or whatever type of colored food you want to reference a vagina with) while dinning down. Also a week where you have something to wash down any fur, hair, or other foreign matter in the case of non compliance of the standard shaved winery hole.
"I'll be glad for Shark Week, I'm tired of such a dull tasting pussy." For rednecks - "Yeehew, Shark Week, can't wait to git home an see my sister!!!"
Shark week is when a girl is on her period.
Kayla-*cries uncontrollably * Lukas- Damn is it shark week already?
The week of a woman's period, when all she is doing is chumming for sharks
During shark week Joanna was a total bitch
shark week is that time of the month for girls. periods are like a shark attack. there is blood and there is pains. also periods last about a week depending on the person.
girl 1 : ugh, it’s my shark week girl 2 : that sucks, i haven’t had mine yet
Getting your period (i.e your shark week) on while Discovery Channel's shark week is airing.
Amy: Weird, I got my shark week on shark week this year. Tammy: Awesome, that means it's your golden shark week!