A fork of Rural Dictionary
When something makes you angry.
People who spend all day complaining to Facebook shit me off.
Screamo shits me off.
God, my mum shits me off.
Australasian for 'causes me great displeasure'
This traffic shits me to tears,
the weather lately shits me to tears,
Your drinking shits me to tears, are you going to hurry the fuck up or what ?
Are you kidding me! Usually said when someone is very surprised or taken back by something.
He punched him in the face.
Are you shitting me!
What you say when you hear something from someone that you don't beleive. Something unthinkable is being explained, your response. Reciprocated more often than not with "I shit you not".
p1: Dude, you guys got to meet Samuel L Jackson? Your shitting me!
p2: I shit you not dude! I shook the motherfucker's hand!
Exclamation, Expression of Suprise.
Coupled with Bugger me sideways
"Really? Fuckin' hell Shit me Sideways mate I didnt know that"
to get random blind grenade kill in a game of modern warefare 2 and kill one of more opponents.
zach and jimmy look micheal jordan aint got shit on me!
you must be joking, I cannot believe you, I think you are lying
you slept with that bitch last night? you shit me.