A fork of Rural Dictionary
October 7th Is National ‘Piece of Shit’ Day.
On this day feel free to let your true feelings show, as no one can tell you not to. It’s a holiday. Post that person that fucked your gf, post that person who spit on your moms grave, post that person who didn’t give you $5 back after they said “I’ll pay you back tomorrow” 24 times.
Friend: “dude it’s National piece of shit day!”
Piece of shit: “what? No way!”
Friend: “yea, that’s why I posted your face on snap”
On the 24th of September it’s National beat the living shit out a ginger day on this day you get to beat the living shit out of one ginger and only one pick wisely
It’s National beat the living shit out a ginger day let’s go beat up the ginger twat
Another name for Thanksgiving. Coined by Tourettes Guy's Dad when everyone brought mashed potatoes to Thanksgiving.
What is this, Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day?
It’s a day where up you don’t have to give a shit about anything
Hey teacher today is national dont give a shit day so I don’t give shit about work
an interesting, fantastic, extraordinary day
The car drive there was crazy, the unloading ramp was weird, the vending machines had a few varieties of Sour Patch Kids, the brownies were vegan, and there was a bench on the top of the peak. And then I saw a buzzard and a bunch of hawks or something on the way home. It was a holy fucking shit day.
November second. For kids at boarding school. Leave a nice bag of doo in your friends room.
Dude can I have a shart in your room?
Normally I would say no, but today is national shit in your friends room day, so i guess so.
International Shit Day:
(Noun) Yearly Event:
At 1.PM Universal Time 2nd December, we all take a shit together. Weather in public or personal bathroom, you must save your shit, then dump it every year.
International Shit day (2nd December)
Fred: Bro, I gotta take a shit
Erik: No wait. Save it for the 2nd of December.
Fred: You know what, you're right!
Erik: Tell your friends to save their shit as well.