A fork of Rural Dictionary
An inappropriate, politically incorrect, unwelcome human being.
That shitstick dickwaffle made another racist comment.
The motherboard on my computer malfunctioned an now its just a shitstick.
Sort of like a fuckstick yet even more useless.
Billy was acting like a little bitch today at school and when we tried to help him he just pissed everyone off even more. What a shitstick.
To have shit smeared across your mouth/lips after eating someone's ass
Don't go kissing Derek! D'You see Derek the other day walkin around wearing his girl's shitstick?
Shitstick (noun)
When a man obtains a boner from pooping. Due to the abdominal pressure and muscle contactions in the pelvis when one poops, shit, extra blood flow will inconsequentially be sent to the penis, making it hard and erect, or stick-like.
Shitstick
"Is your stomach okay?"
"No Kyle, i shit so much i got a shitstick".
a person who is an overall buttnugget and douchenoggin all in one. they are an absolute terror to society and have no chill. they also get no bitches