A fork of Rural Dictionary
The long thing in the 'danger-zone', Penis.
shut the fuck up or i'll slap you with my shlong
a funny word for which oneself would use instead of saying dick or wang or penis, usually large and sloppy. it usually is just hangin out and looking shloppy
Lookin' like a fool with your shlong on the ground!
reference to sonmeone who has a big penis
Damn Jim has got a big Shlong
A floppy penis.
"Too man dicks, too many dongs, too many shlongs, now sing this song"
A penis of gargantuan size; in both length and width.
While in the changeroom, Yahye said "Holy shit Nasser, you have a big shlong ".