A fork of Rural Dictionary
In the bathroom, you achieve ejaculation as you take a shit at the same time.
Man, last night I was in the bathroom for hours! I had the best shoot and shit of my life.
Shooting the shit is the art of talking about, everything, anything, and just asking why. From the fundamentals of life, to the the minuscule details of the day to day routine.
Shooting the shit can also be known as bsing or bullshiting.
I was shooting the shit about this weather with Bill the other day. Talk about a fucking hot one!
The process of sitting around and talking for a lengthy period about absolutely nothing important.
We were at the card shop for like four hours shooting the shit about absolutely nothing.
A hard-line extremist approach to clearing dog shit from the streets involving firing off a six-shooter at random turds, scoring points for every piece of shit shot. Each competitor has 36 bullets and ten minutes.
I was shooting the shit until the cops busted my ass for shooting a dog wile sitting and its' enraged owner. I'm getting 20 to life.
The act of spending time enjoyably, yet unproductively, with one's peers.
Fred is over at his cousin's house shooting the shit with family members.
Something rednecks do when they are hunting. They drive around in a pick-up truck until they find a spot on the road where another hunter took a shit. They know it's human because there's toilet paper on it. They shoot at the shit to watch pieces fly into the air, then go back to drinking.
What are we gonna do if we don't see any animals, shoot the shit?
Talking the talk, much like chatting but more manly. The shit being the gossip.
We were just shooting the shit in Starbucks and he pulled out his gatt.