A fork of Rural Dictionary
45 minutes of pure torture by food alone that all female boarding members, and a few select members of the faculty, of the Miss Porter's community are put through twice a week, every week, for the pure enjoyment of the Head of School.
The thought of sit down dinner makes me sick.
The type of skinny that when you sit down fat doesn't roll at your stomach.
Girl I hate you. You are sit down skinny 24/7.
A way to describe someone so drunk/stoned they can't stand up in the shower.
Matty: Hey Joe, can you remember what happened last night? Joe: Nah, I can't... must've had a sit-down shower.
1. The literal meaning of a comedian sitting down as opposed to standing up when making jokes. 2. Quite the opposite to the former, and not widely used, yet is important: somebody who is SO bad at making jokes that you just want to tell them to sit down and stop.
1. Person A: I wanna be a sit-down comedian one day. Person B: What's that? Person A: Literally just sitting down and being a comedian. 2. Person A: I wanna be a stand-up comedian one day. Person B: Ha! With your dead jokes I think you should be a sit-down comedian!
A feeble, weak specimen of a human being who when he needs to urinate must adopt a "sit down position" due to him having a maggot sized penis hence the saying sit down pisser!
Mark kicked open the toilet cubicle door to find Elliot having a "Sit down piss". His penis was so tiny that he couldnt hold it to urinate, he had to "sit down for a piss".
Similar to a sit-down, but scaled up to incorporate several people. A group sit down involves 2+ people, simultaneously using separate toilets within earshot, most commonly this makes use of public or communal facilities. Typically a group sit down is the male equivalent of bathroom meetings, but in quintessential male fashion actually performs a vital function. Originally conceptualized by the Germans in WWI, group sit downs provided the necessary emotional outlets for soldiers confined to the emotional demands of trench warfare. Soldiers would share tales of their life back at home, of their wives, and of their children building bonds and friendships between each other in the process. GSD's would serve as an effective coping mechanism for war for decades to follow. Nowadays GSD's are often associated with lad culture or male exclusive meetings in a corporate world increasingly dominated by women. GSD's offer a male exclusive space to share their thoughts, ideas, beliefs or emotional discourse.
Microsoft HQ is always filled with secretaries on a Monday so Scotty arranged a group sit down for the afternoon to discuss the quarterly financial report.
That bit just between the butt and the top of the back of the thigh, where if you kind of tickle it a little bit the person has to reflexively and involuntarily sit down.
(Falls over a bit) "Hey! That was my sit down button!"