A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Looking at a woman's breasts and being able to tell her cup and bra size
<woman takes off her shirt> woman:are you good at sight sizing, sir? man:why yes i actually am. you are about a 34a, right? woman:thats right. howd you guess? man:im good at sight sizing.
A man with a small but well-developed, and aesthetically pleasing penis. Not necessarily a bad thing.
"I'm bonsai sized and proud of it."
Adjective: An unusually massive, circumcised penis. Frequently found on small-framed guys.
I caught a glimpse of that short college wrestler in the showers after working out. His meat was Circus-sized!
A word used to describe something small. It was first coined by fourth graders back in 2010 in a small village in Illinois after a small Filipino girl who likes to craft small items.
Oh my God. His dick was so Steffi-sized
Adjective used to describe an object, person, place, or idea, that is uniquely large among his/her/its kind, i.e. with a size exaggeratively being compared to the size of the state of Texas.
"Hey man look over there!" *points to the posterior of a very obese black woman sitting down gorging herself on 25 packages of McDonald's chicken selects. "Check out them Texas-sized buns of hers! That's a huge bitch!" "Dude, you should have seen Jerome get a Texas-sized hit from that awesome gravity bong that I made!" "(at the baseball game) Now just look at that fat redneck man buy a Texas-sized bladder buster of Dr. Pepper for his 5-month old baby. That is just sad." "Ron Jeremy may be rather healthy and hideously hairy, but he has a rather Texas-sized holy muscle of love to compensate for his appearance." "Well Howard, I just took a look at those plans of yours for the new shopping mall complex we are building in town and absolutely admired them. Quite a Texas-sized undertaking I tell you." "George W. Bush is a man of Texas-sized stupidity." Mark H. UrbanDictionary contributer since last February.
The act of checking someone out to see if you can take them in a fight
Chad told me he was sizing up brad and he thinks he can take him.