Country Dictionary

skeef

pirate who steals women

that skeef stole my hoe

skeef

Afrikaans for skew. Often used in SA English to identify gay men or women.

That chick is a skeef one, she has a girlfriend.

Skeef

An individual you really want to rail however the general consensus is that she is clapped. Furthermore, there are repercussions to the skeef such as your mates taking the piss out of you due to her conventionally being unattractive.

Aw yeah she’s skeef mate.

skeef

when u fart and sneeze at the same time

bruh u ok?? yeah i jus skeefed

Skeef

A foreskin fart. Similar to a queef. Applicable in any situation in which an uncircumcised penis emits an audible noise.

Every time I wash myself in the shower, my wiener skeefs.

skeef

To take, steal, finesse, and or lick.

you heard that one kid garrett giles? i heard he skeefs the fuck out of everyone.