A fork of Rural Dictionary
whenever you see someone you don’t like walk in and you need to communicate to your friends that everyone should leave immediately
Jacqueline- “Ew C**s just walked in.” Vivian- “omfg SKETTI TIME!” Jac and viv- *immediately grab their things and run out, no questions asked*
Sketty Syndrome; If you have a constant recurring illness and have more than enough allergies, you might be diagnosed with Sketty Syndrome. If you find yourself coming out in bleeding hives and get lip piercing, you may be infected with such a syndrome.
Guy 1; I found out the other day i have ANOTHER allergy, i can't believe i'm allergic to banana's. Guy 2; Man that really sucks, I think you may have Sketty Syndrome.
a group of girls who drink on the streets have outdoor sex smoke and do drugs they are underage and are pathetic
dave: oh look at those sketty bitches! pauline: its probably just georgah and co
A deplorable excuse for a girl, this encompasses ratty scene girls, townies and general nutters, slags and skanks.
What a fucking sket! (Sketty mare) Who was that sketty mare? Put your clunge away you sketty mare!
Any person who is weak in the arms. Limp ass noodle armed. Their strength and effort to lifting an object is equal to slapping wet noodles at an object and expecting it to be lifted where it is needed.
"Hey can you help me lift this up?" "Yeah sure ill give it a try." *Embarrassing failure* "Wow you fuckin' skettie armed fuck. You couldn't lift that up even if your arms were al dente."
A sketti dog refers to any large dog and can even be used to describe a large animal such as a bear. One could use this term in any scenario.
“Oh my god look at that sketti dog!” “Look it’s a sketti!”