Country Dictionary

Things that you use that are put in your dick ass which you put either meat or vegetables or whatever f'ing random

Tails: Have you tried deez nuts skewers?
Sonic: They're incredible
Tails: Ikr?

Skewering is the act of urethral sounding while simultaneously having a butt plug in.

Oscar was skewering in the bathroom again.

When someone butts into an existing conversation and won’t shut up. Usually not taking the hint that they are interrupting.

Tom is really drunk, he’s skewering his way into everyone’s conversations.

Masturbating while two or more people shove as many skewers into the tip of the penis as they can

“Hey Gary I heard your wife left you, wanna do some skewering with mine?”

The ultimate sex move which will instantaneously demolish any pussy.

Girl 1: what happened last night

Girl 2: he absolutely crushed me it was so amazing when he did the banana skewer.