A fork of Rural Dictionary
a man or woman who is only fucked when there is no one else around. You're not a friend, lover or relative...but loyal like an animal.
The person using you doesn't have feelings for you-You are merely a warm hold to Penetrate.
Much how lonely farmers would copulate with Sheep or Lambs..
Joe convinced his slam pig Stacy he cared so she would have sex with him until someone better came along
A man who wanders gyms nationwide and looks completely ridiculous. He has biceps that are just ridiculously disproportional to the rest of his body, which causes him to not be able to fully extend or lower his arms. A slam pig has little to no social skills, and communicates only through grunts and glares. Occasionally, the slam pig will wander out of the gym until he realizes that he is unacceptable in society, and must rely on the gym for shelter.
Mr. Man is always at the gym when I am there...he grunts at the gym folk and he look RIDICULOUS...he appears to be gentle but you never know...you never know with a slam pig...
A man who wanders gyms nationwide and looks completely ridiculous. He has biceps that are just ridiculously disproportional to the rest of his body, which causes him to not be able to fully extend or lower his arms. A slam pig has little to no social skills, and communicates only through grunts and glares. Occasionally, the slam pig will wander out of the gym until he realizes that he is unacceptable in society, and must rely on the gym for shelter.
Mr. Man is always at the gym when I am there...he grunts at the gym folk and he looks RIDICULOUS...he appears to be gentle but you never know...you never know with a slam pig...
Any attractive girl that you would have sex with, that goes to your gym.
"Wow, she's such a fucking slam pig!"