A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who is so retarded they physically struggle performing normal tasks and often interfere with normal people.
That fuckin spak head is the worst fuckin fortnite teammate. He fuckin built infront of me the spak head.
someone who continuously slaps there for head also known as a woodison slappa
a man walks down a road continuously slapping his head his name is mark woodison called a spak ed
A rare form of diarrhoea that rather the liquefy human waste, it hardens, filling your intestines with the waste until you can literally ‘shit’ from your mouth, the waste forming odd shapes much alike to the reptile ‘the turtle’. The occurs only in people named ‘Ben’ or ‘Abercrombie’
"Holly Shit, Ben! You've got Turtle spaK! Quick! hang upside down befor you choke!"
A temper tantrum - specifically thrown by a young child who doesn't get what he or she wants.
I was shopping for bread when Johnnie decided to throw a spak on the floor of the supermarket.